Theo Hart

Agents > Self-publishing Except for Eragon. CP was lucky.

One thing: I'd suggest that you didn't base the hero on yourself. It is a bit narcissistic. Not if the Lead has flaws. ;) Just don't make the Lead inordinately ...

"What?" --Donik, Anna, and Harold "Jealous? Who's jealous?" --Anna "Wait-wait-wait! I hope you guys understand that I'm Anna's brother, here." --Harold "Get your mind out of the gutter, Harry!" --Anna

Reagan was speaching about something or other Reagan was speaking about something or other Just so you know, I meant it to be that way. ;) A portmanteau of "speech" ...

Even if I was an Atheist, it isn't really that funny. Besides, it really is best not to post things that you know will offend people, even if you post ...

Dynamene Stratis swept floors. It was her calling; her reason for living, and, by Mary, she would sweep this floor today , even if her masters had jumped into their ...

First: Nope. Nope, it cant. Sorry. *sighs* Well, I'm off to kill some peasants. Bye-bye! *chops off quoted's head* 6/10 Second: Good quote 8/10 Overall: 7/10

What's "Rasca" and why do you love it? Anyhoo, sounds cool. 7/10

Well, it's still classic. 8/10 Your Simba one was cool though.

The pig lets out noxious fumes that terrify mankind and suffocate bananas! Poop goes the weasel! Your butt burns all week! END! Never! Don't forget flying squirrel monkeys and blueberry ...

Well I know exactly what you mean, but that was Bukowski's style. Which may be why I've never heard of the man 'till now. XD

Hmmn... perhaps I'm not being perceptive enough, then? Taking that into consideration, the poem should be valued for the sake of knowing how not to approach writing. Yet... I wouldn't ...

*Lies prone on the ground* Hey, there. I was wondering if you could review this: What if Beauregard Was a Giant Chicken? I may use it for contests pertaining to ...

I figure my parents and the like are the precursor age group to parents naming their kids Apple and all that other junk. Ah, Chris Martin and his questionable choices ...

What was that from...? I vaguely remember seeing that on a commercial somwheres. Probably on Cartoon Network. In any case, 5/10, because I can't remember what it was. Actually... that ...